rocker310:

stylishirish:

horain:

stylishirish:

this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back 

that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.

it was a mechanical pencil 

You may proceed

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feefeeri:

so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
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but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
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i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation

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I think pyramid schemes are in instagram

Ouch. found a funny thing about something called mca, claiming you can make thousands easily.
With just a simple investment of 39.90 you too can flip and make thousands!
I almost thought abut it, with the photos of those people holding crazy amounts. I said, ahhhh it can’t be. Nobody does pyramid schemes on instagram! Pfffft… Uh huh….. I’m so funny right? I know i’m not. Be aware my loves! Don’t fall for lures and pretty words and pictures!